DJ Disco Nap Prophets
Welcome to the most epic disco party in the multiverse. We're not just prophets, we're also DJs. We'll spin the funkiest tunes, predict the weather with our patented Disco Nap Oracle, and make you dance like nobody's watching (or care). Our motto: "Disco is not just a genre, it's a lifestyle."
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**Disco Nap Prophets' Secret Tip: Don't wear platform shoes to the party. Trust us, it's a trap.